{"id":464,"date":"2005-08-25T19:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-26T02:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreness.com\/blog\/?p=464"},"modified":"2019-12-07T17:10:25","modified_gmt":"2019-12-08T00:10:25","slug":"fsm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/archives\/464","title":{"rendered":"FSM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.spaghettimonster.org\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dreness.com\/images\/fsmdf.jpg\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.spaghettimonster.org\/\">This<\/a> is definitely the most hillarious \/ astute parody I&#8217;ve seen in a long time. I bought t-shirts. Now I just need to find some pirate regalia&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Favorite quote:<\/p>\n<p><i>For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is definitely the most hillarious \/ astute parody I&#8217;ve seen in a long time. I bought t-shirts. Now I just need to find some pirate regalia&#8230; Favorite quote: For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/archives\/464\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lj","tag-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1157,"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions\/1157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreness.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}